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D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll DeceptionD&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

7 years ago
Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting a Funko PopToo Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting a Funko Pop

Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting Funko Pop

EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this…

7 years ago
NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’RourkeNBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke

NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke

DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke…

7 years ago
PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game StreamPewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream

PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream

BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being…

8 years ago
President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty TournamentPresident Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North…

8 years ago
Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading ScreenPlayer Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen

Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen

MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading…

8 years ago
The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run RecordThe Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…

8 years ago
16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport

16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport

CHICAGO - Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails…

9 years ago