February 12, 2018 Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an avalanche site: a perfectly preserved…
September 29, 2017 Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word of advice to gamers who…
September 28, 2017 Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after stomping on a group of…
September 26, 2017 Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire universe or running PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
September 11, 2017 Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi is uncircumcised. The remarks were…
August 30, 2017 Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star Wars franchise that will tell…
July 18, 2017 Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how to get past the part…
July 17, 2017 This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world of Minecraft to build a…
