November 28, 2020 Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a While Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a While BURBANK, Calif. — Following the success of his entries into the Marvel, Disney, and Star Wars universes, Disney has announced plans to put influential writer/director/producer…
November 24, 2020 Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard Drive columnist, Author McEl-Boy, and…
November 20, 2020 MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars of the Marvel Cinematic Universe…
November 20, 2020 Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’ Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’ CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long running tastemaking book club would…
November 19, 2020 Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth THE GRAND LINE — Legendary swordsman and anime hero Roronoa Zoro is on the search for a new fighting style after being forced to promise…
November 14, 2020 Edgar Allan Poe-Themed Fighting Game Locks Fortunato Behind Paywall Edgar Allan Poe-Themed Fighting Game Locks Fortunato Behind Paywall BALTIMORE — An upcoming brawler featuring Edgar Allan Poe characters will launch with the iconic “Cask of Amontillado” wine taster Fortunato gated behind a paywall,…
November 13, 2020 LEGO Customer Service Rep Knows This Call Not About “Son’s” Toy LEGO Customer Service Rep Knows This Call Not About “Son’s” Toy ANAHEIM, Calif. — LEGO customer service representative Janice Kirkland was well aware that caller and middle-aged man Mike Doherty was not asking for help with…
November 8, 2020 Wrong Game Show Host Dies Wrong Game Show Host Dies LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game show host had died early…
November 7, 2020 Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into a home filled with love,…
