October 19, 2017 Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3 Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3 SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to help write the story for…
October 17, 2017 Get Excited, ‘Rick & Morty’ Fans: Honda to Re-Release Beth’s 2009 Honda Civic Get Excited, ‘Rick & Morty’ Fans: Honda to Re-Release Beth’s 2009 Honda Civic LOS ANGELES — Honda agreed to a limited re-release of character Beth Smith’s 2009 Honda Civic as seen in episode 4, M. Night Shamaliens, today,…
October 14, 2017 Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes LOS ANGELES — WB Games announced today that their newest game, Middle Earth: Shadow of War, is being adapted into a trilogy of films based…
October 13, 2017 Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — A recently opened GameStop experiencing a rash of paranormal phenomena was discovered to be built atop the infamous landfill containing cartridges of…
October 12, 2017 Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to the box office this evening,…
October 5, 2017 Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the director’s cut, while still waiting…
October 3, 2017 Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — 57-year-old Trump supporter Greg Washburn found himself in unfamiliar territory last weekend, when he mistook a flyer for a local manga convention…
September 30, 2017 I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I really hate to keep dwelling…
September 17, 2017 QUIZ: Are You Smart Enough to Enjoy the Subtle Intricacies in Rick and Morty, Like Me? QUIZ: Are You Smart Enough to Enjoy the Subtle Intricacies in Rick and Morty, Like Me? Rick and Morty is one of the most popular shows on television right now, which is surprising because I am one of the only people…
