March 15, 2021 ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a belligerent father living vicariously through…
March 13, 2021 New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question: what if gamers actually contributed…
March 12, 2021 Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened YouTube on his PlayStation 4…
March 2, 2021 Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave DALLAS — Amidst growing uncertainty and financial stress due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the cash-strapped restaurant and video arcade establishment Dave & Buster’s announced their…
February 27, 2021 Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat LOS ANGELES — Paramount’s troubled Dungeons & Dragons adaptation hit yet another roadblock today after lead Chris Pine chose Charisma as his dump stat during…
February 26, 2021 Mortal Kombat Fan Pissed Robocop Isn’t in the Movie Mortal Kombat Fan Pissed Robocop Isn’t in the Movie APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. — A self proclaimed superfan of the Mortal Kombat video game series was reportedly livid after discovering that the upcoming film adaptation…
February 25, 2021 ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget features from the streaming platform.…
February 22, 2021 Fast & Furious Franchise Announces Partnership With Olive Garden Fast & Furious Franchise Announces Partnership With Olive Garden LOS ANGELES — Restaurant chain Olive Garden has teamed up with the Fast & Furious franchise to promote the importance of “family” as a concept.…
February 14, 2021 Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is being secretly recorded and broadcast…
