April 7, 2019 WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER YA KNOW SOMETHIN’ MEAN GENE, I JUST GOT WORD FROM ALL THE MANIACS THAT THE AMERICAN HERO, THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, IS GONNA BE PLAYED…
April 6, 2019 Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards for viewers to thoroughly study…
April 4, 2019 Tolkien Biopic to Be Split Into, I Dunno, Six Films Tolkien Biopic to Be Split Into, I Dunno, Six Films HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Executives at Fox Searchlight Pictures have revealed that the upcoming biographical film Tolkien, based on the life of fantasy author J.R.R. Tolkien,…
April 4, 2019 Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Amanda Hastings, 28, decided that after six months of working her way through the entire backlog of My Favorite Murder episodes, it…
April 2, 2019 Cruel Twilight Zone Episode Explores Alternate Reality Where Keegan-Michael Key Is the One Who Makes It Big Cruel Twilight Zone Episode Explores Alternate Reality Where Keegan-Michael Key Is the One Who Makes It Big LOS ANGELES — CBS announced the list of upcoming episodes in their recently released Twilight Zone reboot, hosted by Academy Award-winning filmmaker Jordan Peele. The…
March 27, 2019 Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the popular entertainment website will be implementing a new feature which autoplays trailers before…
March 24, 2019 Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in ‘Dune’ Remake Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in ‘Dune’ Remake TUNIS, Tunisia — Christian Bale, an actor known for dramatic transformations, has gained over 450,000 pounds to play a sandworm in the upcoming Dune remake.…
March 21, 2019 Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too much marijuana, insisting that he…
March 20, 2019 Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs GRAN CANARIA, Canary Islands — Netflix announced production of The Witcher has paused due to Henry Cavill, set to portray Geralt of Rivia, accepting repeated side-gigs…
