November 27, 2019 We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists
November 23, 2019 New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same LOS ANGELES — An upcoming film by Denis Villeneuve entitled Tempus and starring Paul Rudd was announced this morning; the film will span multiple decades…
November 21, 2019 BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died while filming on location in…
November 19, 2019 Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion fan’s dreams, sleeping sources confirmed. …
November 16, 2019 George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father had made unsolicited changes to…
November 13, 2019 Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today that Disney’s new Disney+ streaming…
November 13, 2019 Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag CHICAGO — Local Rick and Morty fan Kris Robinson reportedly picked up a copy of the newest episode in an alleyway to make sure no…
November 12, 2019 Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film LOS ANGELES — Following a successful campaign to get the titular character of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film redesigned, Sonic fans have gone mad…
November 5, 2019 We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film communities, the acclaimed director has…
