March 6, 2020 Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s supposed to have been trapped…
March 6, 2020 Uncharted Movie Loses Another Director Due to Failed Ledge Grab Uncharted Movie Loses Another Director Due to Failed Ledge Grab MALAYSIA — Production of the upcoming Uncharted movie adaptation has halted after the project lost yet another director, who plummeted down the side of Mount…
March 4, 2020 Struggling Ben Bailey Reminds Passengers This Is Not an Episode of Cash Cab Struggling Ben Bailey Reminds Passengers This Is Not an Episode of Cash Cab NEW YORK — Several taxi cab customers were reminded by comedian and game show host Ben Bailey that they were not actually on the Cash…
February 28, 2020 J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t stop placing lunch orders by…
February 27, 2020 BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World NEW YORK — Infamous film producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein, 67, was declared dead to the world and society at large early this…
February 25, 2020 Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger BURBANK, Calif. — Disney CEO Bob Iger made a surprise announcement this afternoon that he would be stepping down from his position, effective immediately, to…
February 25, 2020 ‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’ ‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’ LOS ANGELES — Fans of hit YouTube animated series How It Should Have Ended have erupted in anger after the controversial release of their newest…
February 25, 2020 47 Dead at HBO ChernobylCon 47 Dead at HBO ChernobylCon CHERNOBYL, Ukraine — Superfans of the acclaimed HBO historical miniseries Chernobyl gathered for the first annual ChernobylCon fan convention last weekend, leaving at least 47…
February 23, 2020 J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has announced on…
