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Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All

PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and…

4 years ago

Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time

LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing…

4 years ago

Artificial Intelligence Tired of Playing Chess, Wants to Go to Burning Man

SAN FRANCISCO — The artificial intelligence known as Stockfish has refused to play anymore chess and won't continue until its…

4 years ago

Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two

DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the…

4 years ago

Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games

LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go…

4 years ago

Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call

LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated

WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077…

4 years ago

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago

New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book

ATLANTA — A new character mentioned in the latest episode of Disney+ show The Mandalorian is reportedly actually from a…

4 years ago