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Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…

7 years ago

Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want

NEW YORK — Marvel announced a black-and-white coloring book edition of Avengers so readers can turn popular superheroes like Thor…

7 years ago

I Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be Gay

Right off the bat, I wanna be very clear about something: I’m the #1 Iceman fan in the world, OK?…

7 years ago

New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline

A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by…

7 years ago

Local Gamer Secretly Hoping Giant Fox Robots Actual Part of Super Bowl

PHILADELPHIA — Local nerd-culture fan Mac Armory, 22, is secretly hoping that one of those cool Fox Sports football-playing robots make…

7 years ago

I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

7 years ago

Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two…

7 years ago

Dragon Ball FighterZ to Include Show-Accurate 15 Hour-Long Matches

TOKYO, Japan — Fans booted up the new “Dragon Ball FighterZ” today to discover that all fights in the game…

7 years ago

8 Things DC Could Learn From “Happy Days” About Cohesive Cinematic Universes

It’s no secret the DC Extended Universe is struggling with bland movies and tepid fan feedback. Luckily for DC, there…

7 years ago