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RANKED: The Top 1 Giant Space Worms in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

The Star Wars fandom is full of debates. Did Han or Greedo shoot first? Are Ewoks cute or annoying kid…

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Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene

LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due…

6 years ago

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that…

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Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong

I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they aren’t real fans of something,…

6 years ago

Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011

OWOSSO, Mich. — A local Goodwill store has began taking pre-orders on an upcoming donation that includes an inordinate amount…

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Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime

Neon Genesis Evangelion, heralded as one the most influential animes of all time, is coming to Netflix. Securing proper Western…

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Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

6 years ago

WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time

MONTREAL, Canada — The staff of video content producer WatchMojo.com announced early this morning their decision to unionize and have…

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George Lucas Pitches Crazy Rich Neimoidians to Horrified Disney Executives

BURBANK, Calif. — George Lucas reportedly crashed an executive meeting at Disney, where he feverishly proposed a film called Crazy…

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