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IGN Updates Kingdom Hearts 3 Score After Realizing They Just Reviewed ‘A Goofy Movie’

SAN FRANCISCO — Gaming website IGN has updated their review for Kingdom Hearts 3 — raising its final score from…

6 years ago

Group of Friends Celebrate Five Years of Planning Podcast

OCEANSIDE, Calif. — A group of college seniors went out to congratulate themselves on their fifth straight year of discussing…

6 years ago

Review: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Sora’s Continued Work With Johnny Depp

The motto of a Keyblade wielder is, of course, “May your heart be your guiding key.” And yet, for Sora,…

6 years ago

Mountain Goats Make Second Album In Row About People Who Don’t Get Enough Sun

DURHAM, N.C. — Seminal sad folk band the Mountain Goats announced their second album about people who don’t get enough…

6 years ago

Man Spends 15-Minutes Assuring Date He’s Fan of Nerd Thing But Not Weird About It

EAST PALO ALTO, Calif. — While on a lunch date at Three Brothers Tacos, local nerd John Davis took a…

6 years ago

Jason Schreier Working Grueling 20-Hour Days to Finish ‘Blood, Sweat, and Pixels 2’ Before Release

NEW YORK — Author and Kotaku News Editor Jason Schreier is reportedly going through the period known as “crunch,” working…

6 years ago

Soulja Boy Sues Fortnite For Not Putting His Dance in Their Game

LOS ANGELES — Amidst the growing controversy over Fortnite’s use of dances created by other artists, Soulja Boy is the…

6 years ago

Kevin Spacey Reprises Role From Se7en to Confirm Assault Allegations

LOS ANGELES — Kevin Spacey released a video today on his YouTube channel titled "Let Me Be John" in which he…

6 years ago

Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings

Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are…

6 years ago