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Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’

SILVER CITY, N.M. — Former Columbia University law student Brendan Stack recently transferred to Western New Mexico University, fleeing the…

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Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…

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TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed

ATLANTA — TBS has opted to air seminal holiday film A Christmas Story one time at .065 its normal running…

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Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

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Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto…

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With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’

LOS ANGELES —  With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…

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Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender

LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…

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Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which…

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Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns

ALPENA, Mich. —  A recent game of a Simpsons themed version of the classic board game Monopoly only proved to…

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