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Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden

While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue…

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I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise

One might think Bernie Sanders is an ideal presidential candidate, but this could not be further from the truth as…

5 years ago

Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking

SEATTLE — Warhammer 40,000 showrunner Frank Spotnitz revealed today that the upcoming television show will be released in black and…

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Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention

SIOUX CITY, Iowa  —  Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn…

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Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories

FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today…

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Disney Breeds Dozens of New Frog Species to Expand National Geographic Streaming Content

BURBANK, Calif. — Stating their intent to dramatically increase the wildlife channel’s Disney+ presence, the Walt Disney Company announced today…

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Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs

LOS ANGELES — A24 executive Steven Frank was ecstatic about the momentous Best Picture win at the Oscars for South…

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Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…

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