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Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen

JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s…

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Uncharted Movie Loses Another Director Due to Failed Ledge Grab

MALAYSIA — Production of the upcoming Uncharted movie adaptation has halted after the project lost yet another director, who plummeted…

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Struggling Ben Bailey Reminds Passengers This Is Not an Episode of Cash Cab

NEW YORK — Several taxi cab customers were reminded by comedian and game show host Ben Bailey that they were…

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J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t…

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BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World

NEW YORK — Infamous film producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein, 67, was declared dead to the world and…

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Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney CEO Bob Iger made a surprise announcement this afternoon that he would be stepping down from…

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‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’

LOS ANGELES — Fans of hit YouTube animated series How It Should Have Ended have erupted in anger after the…

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47 Dead at HBO ChernobylCon

CHERNOBYL, Ukraine — Superfans of the acclaimed HBO historical miniseries Chernobyl gathered for the first annual ChernobylCon fan convention last…

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J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…

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