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Manga on Hiatus After Artist Takes Bathroom Break

TOKYO — Popular manga Brave Fighter’s Journey was recently put on hiatus by its publisher as writer and artist Okobo…

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Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus

WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…

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‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This

LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the "Skywalker Saga" films left many unanswered questions, the novelization…

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I’m Willing to Abandon My Anti-War Views In Exchange for Gundam

I have staunch anti-war views, sure. I don’t think that’s unique among young people in America. In many ways I’m…

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Clifford the Big Red Dog in Critical Condition After Wandering Into Dynamax Battle

HAMMERLOCKE, Galar — Popular children’s book character and television star Clifford the Big Red Dog is reportedly clinging to life…

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Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card

DOMINO CITY, Japan — After having his soul trapped inside a playing card, local game shop owner Solomon Muto has…

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New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as Badge

LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old…

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Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It

Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…

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Conan O’Brien Releases Yet Another Chapter in Despicable Anti-Gamer Propaganda Series

LOS ANGELES — Comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien has released another episode of his Clueless Gamer series, opening…

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