August 30, 2021 Mega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PC Mega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PC OSAKA, Japan — Enthusiasts of the Mega Man: Battle Network series celebrated as one astute fan stumbled upon the full 6-game collection online this morning…
August 28, 2021 Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe SANTA MIRA, Calif. — Alternative medicine enthusiast and lifelong Sonic fan Kim Hammond recently purchased a collection of chaos emeralds, which she claims to understand…
August 26, 2021 Confused Mega Man Gains Card Counting Ability After Defeating Rain Man Confused Mega Man Gains Card Counting Ability After Defeating Rain Man CINCINNATI, Ohio — Iconic video game protagonist Mega Man found himself confused in a bizarre mix up Thursday after defeating and absorbing the abilities of…
August 6, 2021 Man Engaged in Boring Small Talk Finds It Helps to Imagine It as Boring Podcast Man Engaged in Boring Small Talk Finds It Helps to Imagine It as Boring Podcast DEER MEADOW, Wash. — Local barista Matt Johnson has found a trick to help him through boring conversations with customers in which he pretends he’s…
July 28, 2021 Rare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate Art Rare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate Art HADDONFIELD, Ill. — Avid eBay reseller Camden Porter received quite a surprise this past weekend when he discovered what he believes to be an extremely…
July 13, 2021 Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye When it comes to film adaptations of video games, the general consensus is that they are all terrible. And yet, there is one video game…
July 4, 2021 Man Grows Concerned After Tarot Card Reader Pulls Out Bag of Damage Counters Man Grows Concerned After Tarot Card Reader Pulls Out Bag of Damage Counters ANTONIO BAY, Calif. — Local man Jay McCarrol experienced a deep sense of dread this week as a fortune teller performing his tarot reading reached…
June 9, 2021 Downtrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as Digimon Downtrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as Digimon SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Longtime Nintendo employee and anthropomorphic bipedal duck Golduck has recently begun moonlighting as a Digimon to make ends meet. “When the…
June 7, 2021 Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race PARIS, Texas — Local payroll advisor and fantasy enthusiast Richard Corben found himself confused this past weekend when he noticed every other attendee at his…
