Walker MacDonald

Walker MacDonald

We Would Love to Let You Read This Article for a Mere 500 GemsWe Would Love to Let You Read This Article for a Mere 500 Gems

We Would Love to Let You Read This Article for Mere 500 Gems

Ah, hello! I see you’ve stumbled across another of the many delightful articles available for perusal on this venerated website.…

3 years ago
Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little MisterElden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister

Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister

TOKYO — It has been officially announced today in a release from developer From Software that its highly anticipated title…

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Retired Bullet Bill Now Going by Bullet WilliamRetired Bullet Bill Now Going by Bullet William

Retired Bullet Bill Now Going by Bullet William

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After decades of launching himself out of cannons and into walls, blocks, and plumbers, iconic grunt enemy…

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Report: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for ItReport: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for It

Report: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for It

AUCKLAND, N.Z. — Film enthusiasts using Letterboxd were reportedly appalled this week after coming across one user’s review of The…

4 years ago
11-Year-Old Confident DC-Themed Birthday Would’ve Been Bigger Success With Zack Snyder’s Involvement11-Year-Old Confident DC-Themed Birthday Would’ve Been Bigger Success With Zack Snyder’s Involvement

11-Year-Old Confident DC-Themed Birthday Would’ve Been Bigger Success With Zack Snyder’s Involvement

DENVER — A local child is certain his recent underwhelming birthday party would have been a bigger success had filmmaker…

4 years ago
Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This RealityReview: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality

Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality

With the recent release of Metroid Dread and WarioWare: Get It Together!, it seems as though Nintendo is starting to…

4 years ago
Review: Malignant Is an Homage to Giallo, a Film Genre I Definitely Didn’t Just Learn About TodayReview: Malignant Is an Homage to Giallo, a Film Genre I Definitely Didn’t Just Learn About Today

Review: Malignant Is an Homage to Giallo, Film Genre I Definitely Didn’t Just Learn About Today

In an age where the box office has long been plagued with tired reboots, sequels, and crossovers, moviegoers have begun…

4 years ago
Top 5 GameCubes That I Have Used as Improvised WeaponsTop 5 GameCubes That I Have Used as Improvised Weapons

Top 5 GameCubes That I Have Used as Improvised Weapons

In the rich lineage of Nintendo’s console library, few hold a candle to the GameCube. It boasts arguably the best…

4 years ago
EA Announces New Game Where You’re the Mayor and Don’t Do Anything Called ‘Sim Tent City’EA Announces New Game Where You’re the Mayor and Don’t Do Anything Called ‘Sim Tent City’

EA Announces New Game Where You’re the Mayor and Don’t Do Anything Called ‘Sim Tent City’

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Electronic Arts announced a new addition to the SimCity franchise today which puts players in the…

4 years ago