July 10, 2021 Review: Black Widow Will Satisfy Longtime Fans of Disney’s Q3 Earnings Review: Black Widow Will Satisfy Longtime Fans of Disney’s Q3 Earnings After a year-long hiatus, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is back in theaters much to the delight of fans of Disney’s quarterly earnings. The 24th film…
June 23, 2021 EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their long running FIFA franchise is…
March 7, 2021 We Rank The Two Shirts You Wore During 2020 We Rank The Two Shirts You Wore During 2020 From the non-stop wildfires in Australia to the garbage fires in Cyberpunk 2077, 2020 will go down as one of the worst years in recent…
November 21, 2020 “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a group of low-level drug dealers…
October 1, 2020 Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect the letters to spell out…
August 25, 2020 Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an extremely one-sided and unbalanced show.…
July 19, 2020 Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music COALVILLE, U.K. — Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike appreciating ‘Aquatic Ambience,’ the absolutely…
June 23, 2020 Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s eating habits and the national…
May 15, 2020 Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can suck at Jackbox, the popular…
