February 27, 2020 BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World NEW YORK — Infamous film producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein, 67, was declared dead to the world and society at large early this…
February 4, 2020 DNC Unplugs Bernie’s Controller DNC Unplugs Bernie’s Controller DES MOINES, Iowa — In a tight caucus match late last night, the DNC pulled out Senator Bernie Sanders’ controller cord from the console of…
July 6, 2018 Drake Actually a Wyvern Drake Actually a Wyvern WINNIPEG, Canada — Cryptozoologists have stunned the world today with the announcement that Drake, chart-topping musician and Degrassi alumnus, is not a drake at all.…
