Peter Casciato

Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has…

5 years ago

Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention

SIOUX CITY, Iowa  —  Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn…

5 years ago

Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…

5 years ago

‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

5 years ago

Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced in a press conference today that the new Luigi Amiibo doubles as a fully functioning…

5 years ago

6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother

Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton…

5 years ago

Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…

5 years ago

6 People Who Make Living Playing Video Games, Mom

Video games are a huge industry these days. It’s not just for burnout 30-year-olds who still live with their parents,…

5 years ago

Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In

KYOTO, Japan — Mitsui Aya, star of the popular anime series Teenage Monster Slayers, has begun experiencing debilitating back pain…

5 years ago