Peter Casciato

Peter Casciato

Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day HabitMagic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has…

5 years ago
Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry ConventionBig Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention

Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention

SIOUX CITY, Iowa  —  Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn…

5 years ago
Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video GamesDirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games

Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…

6 years ago
‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

6 years ago
Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-SpotLuigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot

Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced in a press conference today that the new Luigi Amiibo doubles as a fully functioning…

6 years ago
6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother

6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother

Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton…

6 years ago
Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red ManaThousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…

6 years ago
6 People Who Make a Living Playing Video Games, Mom6 People Who Make a Living Playing Video Games, Mom

6 People Who Make Living Playing Video Games, Mom

Video games are a huge industry these days. It’s not just for burnout 30-year-olds who still live with their parents,…

6 years ago
Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent InAnime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In

Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In

KYOTO, Japan — Mitsui Aya, star of the popular anime series Teenage Monster Slayers, has begun experiencing debilitating back pain…

6 years ago