Peter Casciato

Peter Casciato

Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong PathGamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong Path

Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong Path

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local gamer Dominick Parra doubled back through a video game dungeon to make sure he wasn’t accidentally…

4 years ago
Uncle Slapping Nephew on Back Accidentally Assassinates HimUncle Slapping Nephew on Back Accidentally Assassinates Him

Uncle Slapping Nephew on Back Accidentally Assassinates Him

PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — A family reunion turned tragic this afternoon after local  truck driver and uncle Chris Meech accidently assassinated…

4 years ago
Guy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off ItGuy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off It

Guy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off It

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…

5 years ago
Grandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little CheeksGrandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little Cheeks

Grandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little Cheeks

PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…

5 years ago
Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcoptersReport Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters

Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters

WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of…

5 years ago
Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly EditionHasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition

Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced the next installment of the beloved board game Monopoly with the commemorative Monopoly: Monopoly Edition.…

5 years ago
Anonymous Hacks Into Government Database After Forgetting Own PasswordAnonymous Hacks Into Government Database After Forgetting Own Password

Anonymous Hacks Into Government Database After Forgetting Own Password

UNKNOWN — The hacker collective known as Anonymous has hacked into a government database in order to retrieve the passwords…

5 years ago
Green Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His DeathGreen Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His Death

Green Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His Death

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…

5 years ago
Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance ReviewWoman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review

Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review

LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…

5 years ago