July 19, 2021 Cool Dude Tells Everyone in Match Good Luck and Have Fun Cool Dude Tells Everyone in Match Good Luck and Have Fun GLENDALE, Ariz. — Local cool dude and gamer Kirk Snyder wrote “good luck, have fun!” to massive praise at the beginning of a match of…
July 15, 2021 Anthropologists Discover Tribe Deep Within Amazon Who Haven’t Seen Outside World in Years Anthropologists Discover Tribe Deep Within Amazon Who Haven’t Seen Outside World in Years SEATTLE — Anthropologists have discovered a hidden tribe of people deep within the Amazon who seemingly have not made any contact with the outside world…
July 7, 2021 Al Yankovic Announces End of ‘Weird’ Phase Al Yankovic Announces End of ‘Weird’ Phase LOS ANGELES — Prolific musician Alfred Yankovic announced today that he is putting an end to his “weird” phase and moving in a new direction…
July 4, 2021 In Memoriam: Honoring Those Who Still Haven’t Returned From Escape Rooms In Memoriam: Honoring Those Who Still Haven’t Returned From Escape Rooms Escape rooms can be a blast. Getting together with friends and family to enter a real life puzzle-solving experience, working to accomplish solvable tasks and…
July 4, 2021 Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build MADISCON, Wisc. — 9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a glass cannon build, according to…
April 8, 2021 The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week CAUTION: This column features comments, and commentary that joke at the expense of Elon Musk. If you are sensitive to mockery of Elon Musk, turn…
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March 8, 2021 The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week Welcome to our weekly comment roundup, featuring only the finest in snappy response-based internet comedy. Each of these curated comments are appraised by Shitpost Experts…
February 23, 2021 The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week While it seems like many people were underwhelmed by the most recent Nintendo Direct, I would like to personally thank Nintendo for finally giving me…
The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
CAUTION: This column features comments, and commentary that joke at the expense of Elon Musk. If you are sensitive to mockery of Elon Musk, turn…