July 16, 2020 Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives until this great evil is…
February 10, 2020 Baby Stuck in Development Hell Baby Stuck in Development Hell BOSTON — In the second quarter of 2016, local married couple Jonah and Sasha Figueroa announced they were starting development on a baby. After nearly…
February 3, 2020 Trolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell Movies Trolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell Movies MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the entire Trolls movie franchise had…
November 15, 2019 Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still at Morningside Child Care Center.…
October 22, 2019 Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020 Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020 RICHFIELD, Minn. — Several eagle-eyed gamers recently discovered a Best Buy website listing for a previously unannounced entry in the President of the United States…
