Neil Floyd

Confused Gamer Can’t Find Sniper Option on Army Enlistment Form

LEAWOOD, Kan. — Local gamer Kevin Zelinski was confused when he couldn’t find the option to enlist as a sniper…

5 years ago

Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

OMAHA, Neb. — Following the release of new footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker at the D23 Expo,…

5 years ago

Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With

SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day…

5 years ago

Sloth Furry Arrives Three Days Late to Convention

ROSEMONT, Ill. — A member of the regional furry community expressed frustration following the Midwest Furfest this past weekend, after…

5 years ago

Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own

There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly…

5 years ago

Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

CHICAGO — A local 20-person group chat was reportedly much less enjoyable in person, according to sources familiar with the…

5 years ago

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment Nike

KATY, Texas — Local parent and avid gamer Ashley Garcia reportedly refers to every piece of her son’s sports equipment…

5 years ago

Amazon Gamifies Warehouse so If You Mess Up Three Times You Die

WHITESTOWN, Ind. — Amazon today revealed a new wave of gamification techniques for its fulfillment centers that include killing an…

5 years ago

Disappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For Birthday

LONDON — A melancholy Andy Serkis was seen opening another gift containing a motion capture suit during his 55th birthday…

5 years ago