Neil Floyd

Neil Floyd

Confused Gamer Can’t Find Sniper Option on Army Enlistment FormConfused Gamer Can’t Find Sniper Option on Army Enlistment Form

Confused Gamer Can’t Find Sniper Option on Army Enlistment Form

LEAWOOD, Kan. — Local gamer Kevin Zelinski was confused when he couldn’t find the option to enlist as a sniper…

6 years ago
Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last ScoldFinal ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

OMAHA, Neb. — Following the release of new footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker at the D23 Expo,…

6 years ago
Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D WithModern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With

Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With

SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day…

6 years ago
Sloth Furry Arrives Three Days Late to ConventionSloth Furry Arrives Three Days Late to Convention

Sloth Furry Arrives Three Days Late to Convention

ROSEMONT, Ill. — A member of the regional furry community expressed frustration following the Midwest Furfest this past weekend, after…

6 years ago
Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your OwnOpinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own

Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own

There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly…

6 years ago
Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in PersonReport: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

CHICAGO — A local 20-person group chat was reportedly much less enjoyable in person, according to sources familiar with the…

6 years ago
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a NikeGamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment Nike

KATY, Texas — Local parent and avid gamer Ashley Garcia reportedly refers to every piece of her son’s sports equipment…

6 years ago
Amazon Gamifies Warehouse so If You Mess Up Three Times You DieAmazon Gamifies Warehouse so If You Mess Up Three Times You Die

Amazon Gamifies Warehouse so If You Mess Up Three Times You Die

WHITESTOWN, Ind. — Amazon today revealed a new wave of gamification techniques for its fulfillment centers that include killing an…

6 years ago
Disappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For BirthdayDisappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For Birthday

Disappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For Birthday

LONDON — A melancholy Andy Serkis was seen opening another gift containing a motion capture suit during his 55th birthday…

6 years ago