Neil Floyd

Neil Floyd

Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump StatDungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat

Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat

LOS ANGELES — Paramount’s troubled Dungeons & Dragons adaptation hit yet another roadblock today after lead Chris Pine chose Charisma…

4 years ago
God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File NameGod Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name

God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name

HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…

5 years ago
Raccoon City Police Department Bans Controversial ‘Move While Aiming’ TechniqueRaccoon City Police Department Bans Controversial ‘Move While Aiming’ Technique

Raccoon City Police Department Bans Controversial ‘Move While Aiming’ Technique

RACCOON CITY — The embattled Raccoon Police Department has officially banned the force’s unpopular ‘move while aiming,’ technique, Chief of…

5 years ago
Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game EnemyEarly-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy

Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy

LORDRAN  — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been…

5 years ago
Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the LightsReview: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where…

5 years ago
New Spencer’s Gifts Policy Requires Adults Be Accompanied by a 13-Year-OldNew Spencer’s Gifts Policy Requires Adults Be Accompanied by a 13-Year-Old

New Spencer’s Gifts Policy Requires Adults Be Accompanied by 13-Year-Old

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. — In a sweeping policy change, popular mall retailer Spencer Gifts announced today all shoppers at…

5 years ago
Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural TeamCritical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team

Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team

LOS ANGELES — Matt Mercer, Dungeon Master and face of the hugely popular Critical Role series, announced today that the…

5 years ago
Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front DoorTearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Todd Howard was seen tearfully leaving a barely finished video game in a basket at a modder’s…

5 years ago
Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 SessionsOverly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions

Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions

MADISON, Wis. — An overly cautious Dungeons & Dragons party is reportedly still lingering in the Purple Pig Tavern, the…

6 years ago