Neel Bhakta

Childish RPG Protagonist Will Only Drink Potion-of-Healing If It’s Cherry Flavored

COASTAL TOWN 一 Childish RPG protagonist and humanity’s last hope for peace, Tredgar Stormslayer, has expressed a general dislike for…

3 years ago

Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit

PHILADELPHIA 一 A Reddit user reportedly enjoyed an unprecedented five continuous seconds of his life earlier today, between commenting on…

3 years ago

DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely Anything

Oh shit Pokémon fans, we have the deal of the century for you! If you’re looking for some sick cards…

3 years ago

Cargo Shorts Give Weirdo +10 Cold Resistance

DENVER 一 Local college sophomore and notable weirdo Kyler Stevenson claims an enchanted pair of cargo shorts grant him +10…

3 years ago

‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ to Feature Cameo From Costumed Out-of-Work Actor Who Came to Your 7th Birthday Party

LOS ANGELES 一 The disheveled, out-of-work, costumed Spider-Man from your 7th birthday party has been confirmed to make an appearance…

3 years ago