October 24, 2020 Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason SAN JOSE, Calif. — Developers at Supergiant Games reportedly cannot pinpoint why their hit game Hades, about a man attempting over and over again to…
October 20, 2020 Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4 Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4 WASHINGTON — TikTok sensation Claudia Conway released a series of bombshell videos today revealing that her mother and close Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway lied about…
February 22, 2020 Not All Fall Damage Is Physical Not All Fall Damage Is Physical Isaac Newton famously said, “what goes up, must come down.” What Mr. Newton didn’t know, however, is that what comes down often stays down. Hi,…
December 6, 2018 No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there will NEVER be a chance…
August 7, 2018 Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release WASHINGTON — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in filings expected to accompany today’s…
June 13, 2018 Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the father-son bonding showcased in the…
March 4, 2018 If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Is it “crazy” to conduct your own experiments? To gather your…
December 22, 2017 Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt LOS SANTOS — The shooting death of an LSPD officer sent shockwaves through Los Santos as the normally quiet neighborhood of Little Seoul endured an…
December 21, 2017 EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game REYKJAVIK, Iceland — The latest war in EVE Online set a new record for real-world financial losses in the game, according to both people who…
