June 12, 2019 Crazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion Loan Crazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion Loan SMALL APPLE — A vehicular accident that left taxi driver “Iceman” dead is now being called a suicide after police found a note left by…
May 31, 2019 Hard Drive’s Official Entry Into the Red Bull “Play With Ninja” Contest Hard Drive’s Official Entry Into the Red Bull “Play With Ninja” Contest Red Bull has created a contest where fans can upload a 30-second long video for a chance to game with video game streaming legend Ninja.…
May 30, 2019 Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com FRISCO, Texas — The writing team for Borderlands 3 has handed in the final draft of the game’s script after spending a single workday on…
May 24, 2019 Leaked Footage Shows Todd Howard Putting MoCap on Horse and Pushing It Off Mountain Leaked Footage Shows Todd Howard Putting MoCap on Horse and Pushing It Off Mountain ROCKVILLE, Md. — Video of Bethesda CEO Todd Howard strapping MoCap equipment onto a horse and subsequently shoving it off a mountain for a scene…
May 20, 2019 CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers to find out which laptop…
April 12, 2019 Local Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy Local Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy VESTAL, N.Y. — After buying tickets to a 7:20 p.m. showing of Dumbo, a group of teenagers subsequently snuck into the 7:30 p.m. showing of…
March 18, 2019 Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced that the only form of…
March 12, 2019 Elizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American Ancestor Elizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American Ancestor NEW YORK — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren invited press today to watch her enter into an Animus provided by Abstergo Industries so that she could…
March 6, 2019 Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog RUMIA, Poland — At the ninth annual Gdakon Con, furries came from all over the world to fuck each other while dressed as animals and…
