M.J. Amory

GameFly Announces They Are Still Here

LOS ANGELES — In a press conference outside the building they allegedly work out of, GameFly executives announced that they…

7 years ago

Anthropologists Interview Last Man Who Remembers Good Star Fox Game

AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil — In a stunning development, researchers discovered and were able to document the recollections of what anthropologists…

7 years ago

Amazon Acquires Hasbro to Become Exclusive Seller of Monopoly

SEATTLE — In a move widely expected by the industry, Amazon has acquired the board game giant Hasbro with the…

7 years ago

Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack

NANTICOKE, Pa. — After going through an arduous divorce, horrified witnesses reported that local resident Andrew Stone said “fuck it”…

7 years ago

Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go

SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would…

7 years ago

Man Who Invested Early in Bitcoin Wishes He Had Friends to Spend The Money With

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After cashing in the hundreds of Bitcoin he had bought in 2008, newly minted millionaire Steven…

7 years ago

Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun

BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it…

7 years ago

Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Michelle Avery, creator of “The Sadness Trials,” announced today she would no longer be working on her…

7 years ago

Overworked and Underpaid Game Developer Being Told to Kill Himself Considering It

SAN DIEGO — After enduring two months of crunch time coding, game developer Jason Hammond is seriously considering a fan’s…

7 years ago