May 17, 2019 YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely DALLAS — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and DMs to minors in his…
May 5, 2019 Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero hours per day enjoying video…
April 4, 2019 Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Amanda Hastings, 28, decided that after six months of working her way through the entire backlog of My Favorite Murder episodes, it…
April 3, 2019 Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the Xbox Elite Controller and the…
March 14, 2019 Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke rising from the Nintendo headquarters…
February 21, 2019 Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition Just Regular Edition With Slower Horses Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition Just Regular Edition With Slower Horses NEW YORK — Rockstar Games confirmed yesterday that their new release Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition is just the base game with slower horses.…
February 15, 2019 Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines COLUMBIA, S.C. — An advocacy group of American parents announced this morning that the top new personality on the Twitch video game streaming platform was…
