Matt Shore

YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely

DALLAS  — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and…

6 years ago

Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day

SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…

6 years ago

Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Amanda Hastings, 28, decided that after six months of working her way through the entire backlog of…

6 years ago

Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…

6 years ago

Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen

KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke…

6 years ago

Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition Just Regular Edition With Slower Horses

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games confirmed yesterday that their new release Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition is just the…

6 years ago

Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines

COLUMBIA, S.C. — An advocacy group of American parents announced this morning that the top new personality on the Twitch…

6 years ago