Matt Shore

Due to Ongoing Litigation We Must Refer to This Creature as Speed Weasel

TOKYO 一 As a result of litigation involving Sega Corporation and Paramount Pictures, publications including Hard Drive have been banned…

2 years ago

Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

BRAMPTON, Ont. 一 Local college student Emma Singh reportedly fired up her copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the…

2 years ago

Stupidly Named Indie Game Would Have Brought You 300 Hours of Joy

SAN FRANCISCO 一 An indie game that critics have described as “an addictive combination of combat and charisma” and “the…

2 years ago

How Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace Relationship

SPIRAL MOUNTAIN 一 Saying that the agreement has helped protect them from past feelings of staleness and frustration in their…

2 years ago

Backstabbing Sociopath Feels Seen by Representation in Loki

NEW YORK — Local backstabbing sociopath Jared Finch reportedly feels represented when he sees Marvel Cinematic Universe character Loki on…

3 years ago

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

4 years ago

Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence

CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels…

4 years ago

Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity

LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting…

4 years ago

Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…

5 years ago