October 11, 2021 GameStop Customer Feeling Lonely After Being Left Alone for 45 Seconds GameStop Customer Feeling Lonely After Being Left Alone for 45 Seconds MUNICH — A forlorn customer at a local GameStop store was reportedly feeling ignored and unwanted after being left alone by employees for upwards of…
October 10, 2021 Critic Reviewing Their Third Time Loop Game in a Week Starting to Wonder What’s Real Critic Reviewing Their Third Time Loop Game in a Week Starting to Wonder What’s Real CINCINNATI — A video game journalist tasked with reviewing their third consecutive game set in a repeating time loop is reportedly starting to question the…
October 9, 2021 Bruce Wayne Oddly Insistent on Sending Batman to Space Bruce Wayne Oddly Insistent on Sending Batman to Space GOTHAM CITY — A series of bizarre editorials by local billionaire Bruce Wayne has seen him repeatedly claim that Gotham City ought to prioritize sending…
October 8, 2021 Here’s Everything We Know So Far Here’s Everything We Know So Far If you’re anything like us, you have trouble keeping straight everything we’ve officially found out from different companies and people over the last several decades…
October 8, 2021 Best Buy Introduces New Crispy Chicken Sandwich Best Buy Introduces New Crispy Chicken Sandwich MINNEAPOLIS — Electronics retailer Best Buy has entered the competitive chicken sandwich market by introducing one of their own that will be made available in…
October 7, 2021 FDA Warns Stephen Colbert Has Been Watered Down to Unsafe Levels FDA Warns Stephen Colbert Has Been Watered Down to Unsafe Levels SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Food and Drug Administration has concluded a study on the dilution levels of television host Stephen Colbert and warned consumers…
October 7, 2021 Jeopardy! Producers Insist Ridley Too Big to Host Show Jeopardy! Producers Insist Ridley Too Big to Host Show LOS ANGELES — With their controversial search for a host to replace the iconic Alex Trebek still in progress, Jeopardy! producers issued a statement detailing…
October 5, 2021 HBO Releases First Screenshot of ‘Last of Us’ Cast Moving a Ladder HBO Releases First Screenshot of ‘Last of Us’ Cast Moving a Ladder NEW YORK — HBO sent fans into a frenzy earlier today when they released the first promotional shot of the cast of their upcoming The…
September 23, 2021 Nintendo Promises Next Month’s SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet Nintendo Promises Next Month’s SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo closed its Direct today by revealing that the next set of SNES games becoming available on their online service will be…
