August 30, 2017 Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star Wars franchise that will tell…
August 25, 2017 Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives” Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives” DALLAS — A harrowing scene unfolded today, as decorated war hero Bill Rizer passed away of natural causes surrounded by family and colleagues. Rumors of…
August 22, 2017 SSX Tricky Fan Paralyzed After Family Ski Trip SSX Tricky Fan Paralyzed After Family Ski Trip BOULDER, Colo. — Teenage gamer Tobias Aldrich severely injured himself after emulating moves he learned in the cult favorite snowboarding game SSX Tricky during his family’s…
August 16, 2017 Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s overlooked Street Fighter: The Movie:…
August 7, 2017 MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both fighters spent the first found…
July 14, 2017 Backwoods Meth Tweaker Pumped About WWE2K18 Soundtrack Backwoods Meth Tweaker Pumped About WWE2K18 Soundtrack DALLAS — Travis Skode, a local scrap collector and long time crystal meth addict, proclaimed his satisfaction with the most recent soundtrack of 2K’s WWE2K…
July 13, 2017 Noobs Find Summer Love While Camping Noobs Find Summer Love While Camping BOISE, Idaho — A romance reportedly blossomed between two teenagers while spawn camping during online matches of Team Fortress 2, a game both were forced…
July 8, 2017 John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing an elusive goal: making himself…
June 27, 2017 Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who claims he was being unfairly…
