December 15, 2017 Recorder Prodigy Accidentally Warps to Cleveland Recorder Prodigy Accidentally Warps to Cleveland EUGENE, Ore. — The case of Ellie Johnson, the 10 year-old girl that tragically and accidentally disappeared during her recent 5th grade class’ Christmas concert,…
December 7, 2017 Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is LANSING, Mich. — Chuck Cottington, a friend you haven’t liked in years, has made it clear that he will be voicing unrelenting criticism for the…
December 5, 2017 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 OSAKA, Japan — Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next year’s Mega Man 11. Fans have responded…
November 22, 2017 Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like a lot of fun at…
November 13, 2017 It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in outrage, as it has become…
October 25, 2017 RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for the new edition that is…
October 12, 2017 Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to the box office this evening,…
September 30, 2017 I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I really hate to keep dwelling…
September 8, 2017 Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked both fans and critics today by announcing that unknown filmmaker Jordy Flucas will the fill the recent vacancy at the helm…
