June 28, 2019 Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more powerful build, reportedly reaching all…
June 19, 2019 Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots LOS ANGELES — Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called Totally Nutz, which will feature…
June 16, 2019 New Snapchat Filter Shows What You’d Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt New Snapchat Filter Shows What You’d Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the success of a recent filter that showed users what they would look like as a different gender, Snapchat has…
June 13, 2019 Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be left in the care of…
June 11, 2019 Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles NEW YORK — Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles after having not…
June 7, 2019 Vince McMahon Breaks ‘No Blood’ Rule to Count Saudi Money Vince McMahon Breaks ‘No Blood’ Rule to Count Saudi Money SAUDI ARABIA — World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Vince McMahon has made a rare exception to the rule banning blood from their events to count the…
June 3, 2019 Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Avid gamer Lyle Avett grew vocally frustrated earlier this afternoon after he was informed by a BoRics store employee that they…
June 1, 2019 Dozens of Teenage Bodies Still Litter Nickelodeon’s Aggro Crag Dozens of Teenage Bodies Still Litter Nickelodeon’s Aggro Crag ORLANDO, Fla. — Several recent rallies have drawn attention to the number of deserted bodies reportedly still on the Aggro Crag, the monumental structure contestants…
May 26, 2019 Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a game whose first cinematic scene…
