May 1, 2020 Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Iconic comic book author Frank Miller brought his trademark terse and pulpy style to his niece Annabelle’s baby shower last weekend,…
April 30, 2020 Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at his longtime favorite actor, in…
April 21, 2020 Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong, has plummeted to an all…
April 11, 2020 Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era of several hours earlier today. …
April 5, 2020 Rich Man Has Idea for Documentary About Himself Rich Man Has Idea for Documentary About Himself LOS ANGELES — Tony Yucker, an entrepreneur, influencer, and heir to the massive Yucker fortune, has added filmmaking to his interests, with a new documentary…
April 3, 2020 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire calendar year of 2020 is…
March 31, 2020 Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired by Nintendo reportedly won’t stop…
March 26, 2020 Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed, leading to nine gun shots…
March 17, 2020 UFC to Introduce Items UFC to Introduce Items LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion will soon feature randomized item…
