December 31, 2020 Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet DUBLIN, Calif. — After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters to Southern California University, sources…
December 21, 2020 New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title from her name due to…
December 15, 2020 CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and SpaceX Founder and CEO Elon…
December 11, 2020 Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards ARLINGTON, Va. — A gamer who was furloughed from his job earlier this year and has therefore had minimal recreational spending money claims that Genshin…
December 11, 2020 Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen LOS ANGELES — Presenter Christopher Nolan delivered an ad libbed plea to the audience at tonight’s Game Awards to play video games in crowded movie…
December 6, 2020 Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio” Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio” REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your one friend that has always…
December 5, 2020 Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the literary world by storm, due…
December 3, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 has been revealed; the ability…
December 2, 2020 Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that the developers of Mortal Kombat…
