Mark Roebuck

Thing You’re Really Excited For Delayed to 2023

After putting off telling you as long as it could, the entertainment industry has announced that the release you were…

3 years ago

NBC Announces New Show ‘Chicago Gamer’

JUST OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO — NBC and Dick Wolf have announced the most recent addition to their Chicago universe series…

3 years ago

Our 2021 Holiday Shopping Guide: Everything I Would Like Our Readers to Buy Me

Hey Hard Drivers! It’s the most wonderful time of the year again: the holidays! With major game releases, new high…

3 years ago

“0 Days Since Horribly Damaging Report About Us,” Reads Sign at Activision Blizzard

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — A recently installed sign in the Activision Blizzard cafeteria will enable employees to keep track of…

3 years ago

Disney Announces John C. Reilly Will Star in ‘The Guy That Shoots Bambi’s Mom’ Series

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced the next in a long series of sequels, reboots, and expansions today, with John…

3 years ago

New Christopher Nolan Movie Will Require You to Run Between Three Different Theaters

LOS ANGELES — Universal announced today that Christopher Nolan’s next film will require viewers to run between three different theaters…

3 years ago

Man Waking Up From 25-Year Coma Really Pumped That ‘The Simpsons’ Is Still On

DETROIT — A man who recently awoke from a coma he’s been in since 1996 was reportedly overjoyed that his…

3 years ago

One Man Game Studio Releases Scathing Indictment of How He Treats Himself

LOS ANGELES — An independent game developer who has spent the last several years working alone on his passion project…

3 years ago

Rockstar Vows to Only Release Grand Theft Auto V From Now On

NEW YORK — Following the controversial and critical release of Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy, Rockstar Games has pledged to…

3 years ago