Mark Roebuck

Shocking Interview Reveals Matt Damon Thinks ‘The Martian’ Really Happened to Him

LOS ANGELES — A recent interview with Variety has revealed that actor Matt Damon apparently thinks the events of 2015’s…

2 years ago

Actor Robert Durst, Star of HBO’s The Jinx, Dead at 78

NEW YORK —  Following the tragic losses of fellow actor/comedians Betty White and Bob Sagat, 78-year-old actor Robert Durst, best…

2 years ago

Skipping 30 Second Ad in Podcast Becomes 2 Minute Ordeal

NEW YORK — An attempt to quickly pass over a thirty second ad in the middle of a podcast recently…

2 years ago

Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List

MADISON, Wis. — A gamer who played exactly three new titles in 2021 has released his list of the top…

2 years ago

SneezeCon 2021 Cancelled

PHOENIX —  After hoping they’d be able to resume their annual gathering celebrating sneezing and the various subcultures surrounding it,…

2 years ago

Twitch Adds Bannable Phrases “Damn,” “Butthole,” and “Actually the Civil War Was Not About States Rights”

SAN FRANCISCO — Following a controversial ban of popular streamer Hasan Piker from its platform after he used alleged slur…

2 years ago

Complicated Puzzle in Game Tasks You With Pulling Out Your Phone and Looking it Up

LOS ANGELES — An intricate puzzle in the new adventure game Eternities in Atlantis tasks players with pausing the game…

2 years ago

Crude Mountain Dew Reaches Highest Price in Decades

NEW YORK — Omicron, the latest coronavirus variant to dominate headlines, has struck devastating blows to several industries, including the…

2 years ago

Rockstar Announces They’ve Fixed GTA Trilogy by Adding Microtransactions

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games publicly declared their remastered Grand Theft Auto Trilogy as being “fully fixed” today after adding…

2 years ago