Mark Roebuck

Riddler Tricks Batman Into Attending His Open Mic Set

GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a…

5 years ago

Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…

6 years ago

OPINION: It’s Called Die

Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is…

6 years ago

Mueller Report Post-Credits Scene EXPLAINED

Coming off of a blockbuster opening weekend, The Mueller Report continues to dominate the conversation on social media and around…

6 years ago

Tinder Releases Official Tier List

LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated…

6 years ago

Uh Oh: Scrabble Opponent Knows the Weird Words

AMARILLO, Texas — An unassuming Scrabble game played with a relative’s new boyfriend reportedly led Jimmy Bachelor to a horrifying…

6 years ago

PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket

NEW YORK —  Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever…

6 years ago

Star Wars Universe Expanding Slower Than Scientists Initially Thought

SAN FRANCISCO — A group of scientists have released new findings that reveal that the Star Wars universe is expanding…

6 years ago

QWOP Runner Finishes 2015 Boston Marathon

BOSTON —  A runner best known for his appearance in a difficult viral flash game from 2008 has finally finished…

6 years ago