Mark Roebuck

Gamer Postpones New Year’s Resolution Until Q3 2020

LINCOLN, Neb. —  Local gamer Cal Huckaby has postponed the announcement of his highly anticipated new year’s resolution until an…

5 years ago

Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the streaming platform will lose the rights…

5 years ago

Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’

TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…

5 years ago

Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament

STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a…

5 years ago

With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’

LOS ANGELES —  With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…

5 years ago

Man in Final Stage of Turning Into Bug Makes One Last Journal Entry

CAPITOL CITY — Entomologist Steve Gilchrist, an employee of the Hillcliff Corporation, recently made what he assumed to be his…

5 years ago

Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns

ALPENA, Mich. —  A recent game of a Simpsons themed version of the classic board game Monopoly only proved to…

5 years ago

‘Browsing eShop’ Sweeps Game Awards

LOS ANGELES — Concluding what some critics have called an underwhelming year for gaming, the Nintendo title ‘Browsing the eShop’…

5 years ago

The Top 10 Vehicular Soccer Games of the 2010s

This decade has seen a proliferation of brand new kinds of games. From Battle Royale to auto battlers, it was…

5 years ago