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Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns

NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won…

4 years ago

No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude

AUSTIN, Texas — Breaking reports from your irate friends indicate that no one has any interest in learning that weird…

4 years ago

We Cannot, As Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’

I strongly believe in artistic expression and the freedom of ideas. However, the balance of our society is far more…

4 years ago

BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…

4 years ago

Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find Single Fucking Beaver

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a massive game, full of side quests, collectibles, and various activities such as hunting that…

5 years ago