LD Wallace

LD Wallace

Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More TurnsBoard Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns

Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns

NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won…

5 years ago
No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, DudeNo One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude

No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude

AUSTIN, Texas — Breaking reports from your irate friends indicate that no one has any interest in learning that weird…

5 years ago
We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’

We Cannot, As Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’

I strongly believe in artistic expression and the freedom of ideas. However, the balance of our society is far more…

5 years ago
BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has DiedBREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…

5 years ago
Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find a Single Fucking BeaverRed Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find a Single Fucking Beaver

Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find Single Fucking Beaver

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a massive game, full of side quests, collectibles, and various activities such as hunting that…

6 years ago