April 30, 2020 Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won the game if it had…
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February 23, 2020 We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’ We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’ I strongly believe in artistic expression and the freedom of ideas. However, the balance of our society is far more fragile than any work of…
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February 14, 2019 Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find a Single Fucking Beaver Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find a Single Fucking Beaver Red Dead Redemption 2 is a massive game, full of side quests, collectibles, and various activities such as hunting that allows you to craft a…
