August 21, 2021 Barron Trump Threatens to Continue Growing Until He Gets a PS5 Barron Trump Threatens to Continue Growing Until He Gets a PS5 PALM BEACH, Fla. — Standing at 6 feet, 7 inches, Barron Trump, the son of former President Donald Trump, announced that he will continue to…
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