Liam O'Malley

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…

4 years ago

Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away

DESERTED ISLAND — Local Animal Crossing villager Ursala has been forced to continue receiving daily harassment on the deserted island…

5 years ago

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…

5 years ago

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…

5 years ago

Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc

BETHPAGE, N.Y. — After multiple failed attempts at connecting with his son, single father Frank Corbin has reportedly begun to…

5 years ago

Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card

DOMINO CITY, Japan — After having his soul trapped inside a playing card, local game shop owner Solomon Muto has…

5 years ago

Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

5 years ago

Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves

KYOTO, Japan — During a 15-minute Direct this morning, Nintendo revealed a new Pokémon, Ratky, a Galar Region Pokémon inspired…

6 years ago

Review: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Sora’s Continued Work With Johnny Depp

The motto of a Keyblade wielder is, of course, “May your heart be your guiding key.” And yet, for Sora,…

6 years ago