Liam O'Malley

Liam O'Malley

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing OverNew Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…

5 years ago
Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move AwayDespised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away

Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away

DESERTED ISLAND — Local Animal Crossing villager Ursala has been forced to continue receiving daily harassment on the deserted island…

5 years ago
Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie StockGamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With BleachDonald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…

5 years ago
Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler ArcDad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc

Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc

BETHPAGE, N.Y. — After multiple failed attempts at connecting with his son, single father Frank Corbin has reportedly begun to…

5 years ago
Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing CardGrandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card

Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card

DOMINO CITY, Japan — After having his soul trapped inside a playing card, local game shop owner Solomon Muto has…

5 years ago
Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any MoreReview: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

6 years ago
Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It EvolvesRicky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves

Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves

KYOTO, Japan — During a 15-minute Direct this morning, Nintendo revealed a new Pokémon, Ratky, a Galar Region Pokémon inspired…

6 years ago
Review: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Sora’s Continued Work With Johnny DeppReview: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Sora’s Continued Work With Johnny Depp

Review: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Sora’s Continued Work With Johnny Depp

The motto of a Keyblade wielder is, of course, “May your heart be your guiding key.” And yet, for Sora,…

6 years ago