August 15, 2021 ‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose ‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose LOS ANGELES — The hotly anticipated Gamers Choice Awards, a show recognizing achievement in the games industry based on public voting, pulled the plug on…
August 14, 2021 Indie Developer Sacrifices Everything to Make Worse Version of Super Meat Boy Indie Developer Sacrifices Everything to Make Worse Version of Super Meat Boy HARTFORD, Conn. — Local independent game developer John Petrov has staked his entire financial future and personal stability on the success of Turtle’s Jumping Journey,…
July 4, 2021 Joey Chestnut Dips Toes Into Esports by Swallowing Entire Switch Library Joey Chestnut Dips Toes Into Esports by Swallowing Entire Switch Library NEW YORK — Famous challenge eater Joey Chestnut attempted to broaden his fanbase into the gaming world by publicly swallowing all 529 commercially released Nintendo…
June 17, 2021 Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down METROPOLIS ZONE — Sonic the Hedgehog has been asked to look inward and understand his deepest and most firmly held beliefs, according to sources who…
June 12, 2021 Exhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist Soon Exhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist Soon LOS ANGELES — Paul Moreno, the lone developer for a dating simulator game based on Nintendo’s popular Zelda franchise, once again asked God to please…
June 10, 2021 Yoshi Okay Living Like This Yoshi Okay Living Like This DINOSAUR LAND — The perennial member of the Mario Bros clique is reportedly still content to eat and sleep in a house made of three…
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March 23, 2021 Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked outrage among fans and activists.…
February 6, 2021 Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot, Mario will soon be dead…
