Kyle Erf

Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history…

5 years ago

DEALS ROUNDUP: Save Big on This Nintendo Switch That of Course Isn’t Stolen. What Are You Cop?

Alright gamers, welcome to the Hard Drive Deals Roundup! Today we’ve got some SUPER DISCOUNTS for you provided you ACT…

5 years ago

1-and-1/16 Inch Steel Ball Factory Announces Layoffs Amid Decline in Pinball Popularity

KINGSLEY, Mich. — Hundreds of workers lost their jobs yesterday at the Consolidated Bearing factory, the nation’s largest producer of…

6 years ago

‘Monopoly II: Aftermath’ Explores Life in Atlantic City Ravaged by Unfettered Capitalism

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro, in a press release today, announced Monopoly II: Aftermath, a direct sequel to iconic board game…

6 years ago

Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties

From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is out and has spawned divisive debate in the gaming community in regards to…

6 years ago

It’s-a No Fun Being-a Me: My-a Life With Super Mario Speech Disorder

Since I was-a just a boy, I have been-a the only known patient with-a what psychologists have dubbed Super Mario…

6 years ago

Gamers’ Rights Breakthrough: Cory Booker Will Say The Words ‘Video Games’ On Television Tonight

ORANGEBURG, S.C. — A leaked portion of one of Senator Cory Booker’s 2020 campaign documents has gamers anticipating an important…

6 years ago

I’m Voting For Bernie Sanders Unless Another Candidate Proves They Have More Swords Than Him

The 2020 Democratic Primary race is shaping up to be a cutthroat march to the nomination. Well, it was, until…

6 years ago

Bullshit: All the Girls in ‘Dead or Alive’ Are Alive

I’ve never picked up a Dead of Alive game before, but it’s impossible to escape the flurries of controversy around…

6 years ago